wahhahaa its been like almost 4 months since i last bloged!! =x

i just finished my common test today!!! had bio and chem paper..................... i dont have to say how it wad right??

but still i cant really rest. tml i have sch, wed to fri i have camp and sat i have cip!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~ i wanna stay at home!!!! @_@ BU YAOO! hahahaa

anywayyyyyyyy enough of sch ~.~ these few months i heard some pretty lame jokes!!! and i found a few too!! hahaha

here's some:

A man who lives with just his mother goes on holiday and leaves his beloved cat at home. he asks his brother to pop in every day at the 2oclock and he'll ring up to check on things... the next day comes and the man rings up, the first thing he sez is "hows the cat? " "oh his bro replys, shes dead" the man cries hysterically and when he finally calms down he sez " you should have broke it to me gently on the first day you should have sed, yeah, yeah shes fine, the next day you should have sed, well theres a problem shes stuck on the roof and we are trying to get her down the next day you should have sed its not lookin good but we are still tryin, then on the last day you should have sed im sorry but she didnt make it... the brother thinks for a bit and sez "yeah that would have been better. " the man suddenly remembers his mother... "hows mum he sez" OH..... erm shes on the roof!

its quite a long one but hope u find it funny or maybe lame??

LAUGH OKAY?? XD

okay another one:

why did the chicken cross the road?

(ans aft the nxt joke)

Three buddies dared each other to stay in a haunted house for a night. The first went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!" So he jumped out the window. The second went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!" So he jumped out the window. The third went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!" So, he looked under a bed and saw an elephant picking his nose.

ans: to get to the other side of the road

pretty lame right?hahaha im just wasting time here XD

whahahhaa had a good laugh!!1 here are some really REALLY lame quotes:

-almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

-OK, so what's the speed of dark?

-How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

- once let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

FUNNY??????? (: i know im really dumb and bo liao right??! i cant help it! *_*