OHMYGOSH-_____- i finally manged to log in! HAHAHAH well my xanga is kidna pissing me now. argh! and why am i even blogging here!? it has been what?? 1 yr!? 2?! no idea hahahah well oh well, i seriously NEED to slp now. BUT i dont wanna! T.T
ahhhh whatever
byeeeeeeeee
wahhahaa its been like almost 4 months since i last bloged!! =x
i just finished my common test today!!! had bio and chem paper..................... i dont have to say how it wad right??
but still i cant really rest. tml i have sch, wed to fri i have camp and sat i have cip!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~ i wanna stay at home!!!! @_@ BU YAOO! hahahaa
anywayyyyyyyy enough of sch ~.~ these few months i heard some pretty lame jokes!!! and i found a few too!! hahaha
here's some:
A man who lives with just his mother goes on holiday and leaves his beloved cat at home. he asks his brother to pop in every day at the 2oclock and he'll ring up to check on things... the next day comes and the man rings up, the first thing he sez is "hows the cat? " "oh his bro replys, shes dead" the man cries hysterically and when he finally calms down he sez " you should have broke it to me gently on the first day you should have sed, yeah, yeah shes fine, the next day you should have sed, well theres a problem shes stuck on the roof and we are trying to get her down the next day you should have sed its not lookin good but we are still tryin, then on the last day you should have sed im sorry but she didnt make it... the brother thinks for a bit and sez "yeah that would have been better. " the man suddenly remembers his mother... "hows mum he sez" OH..... erm shes on the roof!
its quite a long one but hope u find it funny or maybe lame??
LAUGH OKAY?? XD
okay another one:
why did the chicken cross the road?
(ans aft the nxt joke)
Three buddies dared each other to stay in a haunted house for a night. The first went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!" So he jumped out the window. The second went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!" So he jumped out the window. The third went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!" So, he looked under a bed and saw an elephant picking his nose.
ans: to get to the other side of the road
pretty lame right?hahaha im just wasting time here XD
whahahhaa had a good laugh!!1 here are some really REALLY lame quotes:
-almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- once let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
FUNNY??????? (: i know im really dumb and bo liao right??! i cant help it! *_*
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wowww almost 2 weeks i haven post! heh! cant help i t! i had common test last week! hehehe XD and im sooo happy~~~ just fixed my other com today! at last like since dunno when~~ WHEE~ XD and as usual.. the msn cant sign in until 1 or 2 hrs later... zzz rite! ahahahha always like that! but anyway at least now got 2 coms agn!!! yipee! (:
yst steph, daph and me went to nat hse to watch john tucker must die.. LOLS it was super funny! we were all like somewhat screaming!?!? whahahhaah had a fun time!!! ohh yeah~~ soo sad@! hanaa kimi the last epi for vol 1 is epi 15!! and i've alreay watched epi14!! WEHHHHHH!!!!!! i cant wait for vol 2 to come out!!!! hope dont need to wait so long! ~.~
oh and recently there are some realy funny and crazy vids on youtube... @_@
NOWW.. for the crazy videos!!
first: Yi Ru from Fahrenheit and xiao zhu in yu le bai fen bai!!! it super funny!!! as usual.. xiao zhu go crazy!! its a must watch! XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORCllzyDEMo
for the rest of the show( which is also a must watch)
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=yu+le+bai+fen+bai+fahrenheit
next.. for some crazy happenings in a soccer match! LOL -.- btw theres 2!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thRGtarU4wI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhnkYsZh5zc
go wacth it when u have the time!!! hahaah XD
tata for now~ pls tag if u can! (:
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PHEW.. can last the internet can work and i can finally go into my blog.. so irritating lah. these few days my internet so slow until will hang den cant use!! omg now i cant enter to the nxt para!! ZZzzzZZzzz !!!anyway yst i went to kbox with nath and daph to celebrate valentines day. celebrate our 'single-ness'!! X) whahahah it was super fun. alhtough only got 3 of us.. we sang zen me ban by S.H.E.. went high hahahaha i guess so.. den actually today wanted to go out eat b4 we go home but in the end daph went home and nath and me ate cup noodles. ahhaha and guess wad! at the mama shop we saw this bedsheet la.. was hanging down from second level.. then that person keep on flicking it then pull it up then put down agn.. the bedsheet like go up and down dunno how many times lahhh! i will try post the video.. ahahaha its WEIRD. or maybe FUNNY.. and until now i still cant enter! ROARRR!!! -.- so i have no choice but to write one whole CHUNK then aft that at the bus stpo waiting for the bus there was this guy strnading behind the signboard that says wad buses destination den nath use the reflection and look like she was poking his butt. whahahaah it was super funny and because today have cny celebration in sch so sch ended at 11pm and for once i could come home at bout 2pm plus!! hah!
HA HA! today was the last test for the week!!! but... aft cny still got test ahhh!!!!!! T.T helppp!?!? haizzz i cant wait for cny!! MONEY MONEY! ahahaha $.$ XD im such money face mannn!! (:
but aft cny.. nvm! i shall not think about that now.. ~.~ lets think bout somethg more positive! POSITIVE.. POSITIVE.. ehhh @_@ ok i give up! i shall.. reccomend some nice singers den..
for korean is:
-LOVEHOLIC(yipee)
-Lee Hyori XD
-BoA
japanese:
-UVERworld (:
-BoA ^^
-YUI
-Chieko Kawabe
-W-inds
hahahaha i know i very bo liao! #.#
hmm chi is:
-Jay Chou
-Fei Lun Hei
-Jolin Tsai
aiyaa cant think already la. all im doing is spamming rubbish.. hahaha im like going mad! and wed is V.day!!! sadly im single! whahahaha jkjking!! XD
ohh yeah den today was the last episode of the 7pm chi chow yin huo chong the meng. eng is let it shine.. now dun realy have any nice shows to watch! only a few like HEROS.. somemore.. errr. @_@
ahhh.. i shall stop here den.. this is not a nice entry! hahhaha
haizzz.. tml have maths test!!!! helppppp! T.T adn everyday keep on raining~.~ at least not hot rite? ahhaha after i blog this i go to go continue studying!!!!!
and the only thg im ahppy bout is yst i went to bugis street with my sis, i bought this korean top!!! very nice!! its long sleeve, a little beige colour with dots!!! ahahaha very nice!! i also wanted to buy this suspender below is skirt!!!! but i also dunno why nvr buy-.- i dun care!!! nxt week i will buy it~!!!! haizzzz
yst after church went to study~.~ i very scared!!!!! MATHS!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! T.T
boo hooo!!
its crazy!! just crazyy!!! now i can finally type!! BECAUSE... it all happened a few days ago.. my key board got screwed up!!! -.- all the letters changed to another.. dont know wad i mean.. EXAMPLE: 'a' became 'o', 'e' became a full stop... its so damn hard to type!! yst was on msn!! and i was so pissed off!!! had a super hard time typing.. ~.~
now.. im sooooooo glad that the key board is back to NORMAL!!! HAHA! XD today in sch was soso lah.. as usual.. but at least today the bag is not that heavy!! but.. tml... i... got... to... run... then................... aft... that... still... have... PE... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! T.T i dont wanna!!!
okayyyy... anyway at least now every monday to fri aft i come back home frm sch i've got somethg to look forward to!!! the 7pm show on chl 8!!! yeahhhhh!!! (: MUST WATCH!! its funny!
hmmmmmmmm...
Chieko Kawabe! i love her songs!!! heh UVERworld too!! oh yeah i have a author to reccomend! he's Marcus Sedgwick!! his books are very nice! he has a way with his words lah!! J.D. Robb too!! (btw its a her =x)ahh.. thants all for today folks!! see u soon~~ heh :D
